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(Pulling a) dane cook: to do/say something that was uncalled for in an environment unappropriate to that action. In simpleton's terms, it means to be a douchebag.
Person 1: Whoa dude, did you see how Vanessa Hudgens got called out at the Teen Choice awards?
Person 2: I KNOW OMG. Tha douche was pulling a major dane cook... oh wait it was dane cook.
Person 1: Lulz.
Girl 1: UGH I can't believe mom brought up my STDs at the family reunion!
Girl 2: Fuck i know. She pulled a dane cook so hard she broke his leg off.
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Possibly the funniset man to walk the earth...hes a BAMF
That Dane Cook guy is a funny bitch
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A terribly overrated comedian and joke thief whose popularity is in large part due to the teenage girl-fueled bandwagon and slick marketing of the MTV generation. This guy wouldn't have even registered in the radar 10 years ago, but since mediocrity is the norm now, his desperately-pathetic-attention-seeking form of comedy has gained him a devoted fanbase- most of them consisting of gay men, horny menstrating women and TRL-loving idiots who wouldn't know funny if it bit them in the ass. His moronic brand of humor is best suited inside alcohol-soaked fraternities or wherever else lower-IQ idiots who don't know shit about comedy congregate.
Take Jerry Seinfeld's observational schtik, remove all of the actual punch lines, combine it with Jim Carrey's over-the-top goofball antics that were mildly amusing in the early 90s, and viola = Dane Cook.
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To be an absolute unit and have drunk to much or are just simply tired.
- "Fuck man, Ive drunk too much and all deez bitches are up in me grills - Imma cooked unit"
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a male penis that has been chafed due to recent hardcore sex activities
Man, I have a cooked cock from your mom last night.
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Mane Tyrone, I have tha itch fo' sum drugs. I betta go mess wit tha ghetto cook down tha street.
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