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When someone very close to you (maybe family related), makes
you think their trust worthy and then they fuck up and end up hurting you,so their too mofo to admit to the shit they committed....and then your fucking forced to probably forgive their punk ass
Monkly: "where the fuck is Fredrick ."
(the pigeon)
Jhon-luc: "idk?"
Monkly: "you better fucking find him when your thirty year old punk as gets home!"
Jhon-luc: (attempt's to lei)
Monkley: (give a death stare leading straight to the gates of fucking hell)
*silence in the room*
John-luc: "ja, I was just making a snack and then he flew...and jumped on the floor..then..."
Monkley: (snaps and told him the fuck off )..."your a dumb ass cousin, I hope you swollow 17 fucking flies in your sleep."
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When two men have had intimate relations with the same two women, those two men become double wiener cousins. Double wiener cousins is a highly sought-after and unbreakable bond. This bond is manifested by the interlocking of the pointer and middle finger of each of said double wiener cousins. Tighter bonds are those of the elusive triple wiener cousin, and the never before seen quadruple wiener cousin.
Jacob: Dude it's cool if I hook up with Ella right? I mean she used to be your girlfriend and all.
David: Yeah bro, then we'll be double wiener cousins, because we've both also hooked up with Izamar!
Jacob: double wiener cousins?? We'll pretty much be related!
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gaining a weiner cousin through your wife while married
My wife cheated on me so many times that I have no idea how many illegitimate weiner cousins I have.
An insult to trump ur dad lesbian. If used, all life forms in a 10 mile surrounding area will spontaneously combust. To be only used under dire circumstances
Carl: Ur mum gay lol
Jamal: Ur dad lesbian lmao
Carl: ur cousin fuckin roflmao
Both parties and anyone in the near vicinity combust without warning
When you hold down the head of your partner during oral sex and let loose a nasty fart.
This girl was going down on me so i gave her the stinky cousin elmo
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worse than "ur son a nun" and the second deadliest insult.
Saying this increases the size of the black hole in the center of the galaxy.
Per. 1: Ur mom gay.
Per. 2: Ur dad lesbian.
Per. 1: Ur granny tranny.
Per. 2: Ur granpap a trap.
Per. 1: Ur fukin sister's a mister!
Per. 2: Bitch, ur son a nun!
Per. 1: U-ur...
Per. 2: Me what pussy? What?
Per. 1: Ur cousin a muslim!
Per. 2: *explodes*
Earth: Fuck.
Sun: Fuck
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Quadruple-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.
My quadruple-second-cousin is a good person.