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similar in principle to the drive-by screwdrivering, except that the screwdriver is replaced by a watermelon (or similarly bulky fruit)
the act of the drive-by watermelon is as follows:
-head to a local hangout frequented by chavs/general delinquents (McDonalds car park is usually a good location)
-pick out an individual deserving enough to receive the impending assault
-slow down the vehicle and wind down the window, then lob said watermelon squarely at the recipient's groin
-you may need to speed up and escape at this point to avoid retaliation, however the watermelonee will most likely be on the floor in pain, and his acquaintances will generally be too confused and too busy laughing at their unfortunate chum to raise a counter-attack.
-retire to a safe distance
the tracksuit-wearing yobs got what they deserved for a change when we rolled past and administered a drive-by watermelon attack
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To knead somebody's crotch with the sole of the foot, as if you were shifting into neutral from drive.
Look at that chick giving him a foot drive. She's stomping the hell out of those testicles.
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When you are fucking her so hard your dick turns to auto drive
Mate did you disk drive her.
Yeah i couldn't stop i was going so hard
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1. The most efficient n00b detector ever invented.
2. A hardware component within the computer used for (hopefully) permanent storage.
3. N00bish slang for the box that contains the hardware components.
1. "Yes, I formatted it. Now what? Uh, huh. Uh, huh. Um, what's a backup?"
2. There is no quicker way to explain what a useless duh-weeb you are, than to call the tower or desktop unit the "hard drive", regardless how many times you've been told that it isn't. It's no wonder tech support can't understand what you're telling them.
3. "No, it's not Fat or Inty-Effess. It's a Dell, dude!"
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When you park your car in a public place, and project a movie onto a nearby wall using a mobile projector, its called a Guerilla Drive-in
Yo Kenny, lets rock down to Beaumont St and start a Guerilla Drive in !! Giggity Gig
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1)One of the greatest movies of all time, which is pretty funny actually, has alot of great scenes and jokes
2)A need to have sex
1)The unrated version of sex drive includes everything from balls to tits
2)Do I really have to explain what the need to have sex is?
Ask any normal teenage boy who has a extremely strong hand.
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A operation of international vampires that are disguised as doctors who will take all the blood and eventually drink it until they become in a vampire term as drunk
"Hey man there is a blood drive today."
"On Halloween thats ironic."
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