when just everyday old fail just isnt enough
"I lost my phone in the river."
"Epic fail!"
when a person or thing creates an ironic situation or is completely incompitent in doing an action.
Thhe staples employee didnt have staples in the stapler.
random kid: "EPIC fail."
A person trips.
other random kid: "EPIC FAIL!"
A naive, lame and immature 16 year old with an ego bigger than Mt. Everest! Tries to act cute and bubbly towards people but is very judgemental and hates on people whom she's never met (in which, she tries to create drama with them via Facebook instead of up front to their face) Also has been known to ruin friendships between best friends by kissing ass to one and rejecting the other, thus resulting in more drama. Has a boyfriend who looks like a mole and creates terrible AMV's.
Person 1: this bitch who i've never even met who is friends with my best friend keeps trying to start shit with me, on facebook!
Person 2: sounds like you have an Epic Fail on your case
ANOTHER EXAMPLE
Person 1: i watched this AMV of Fruits Basket and it was nice except IT WAS TO A FUCKING GLEE SONG
Person 2: lol, did Epic Fail make it?
It is to have large amounts of spaghetti
Bob has made an epic spaghetti
Some event that would be so grand, it would surpass some or all of the most popular and influential known historical events. Reserved only for positive events, not negative ones. Most people exaggerate these events, especially under the influence of alcohol, which may backfire and become epic fail.
"Duuuude, I say we go fuckin' hang gliding over the grand canyon, it would be epic history!!"
"Actually, that would be epic fail if you ask me"
1. A verb tense expressing epicness
2. Usage of archaic verbs to impart a sense of majesty or grand scale
3. A rebuttal used against Grammar Nazis with parade-pissingly bad timing
"No problems, my friend. It shall be done."
"Don't you mean it wil-"
"Epic tense. Shut the fuck up."