german em

Absolutely perfect human being. She makes your useless life woth living. When somebody talks about how beautiful a german em is, you roll your eyes backwards and say: "bitte..." please.

- Have you seen that girl ?
+ Yes, bro, what about her ?
- I think she looks like german em.
+ Rolling eyes Bitte...

Piss 'Ems

A drink that makes you pee in color.

Red, Pink, Blue, Green, purple. Whatever the hell you want.

"Hey Jerry, Pick up some Piss 'ems on your way home from work, i'm gonna pee rainbows tonight!"

em oliver

BEST TITS IN THE WORLD!!!!!!
she's fucking hot/beautiful/sexy as fuck, she has ridic eyes and the chilllllllest personality best girlfriend i ever had!!!

dude: yo man em oliver is soo hot
dude2: can resist but so intimidating!

wrecked 'em

rectum, anus, butthole, fudge tunnel

Rectum, it damn near killed 'em.

13👍 16👎

ems goths

People who think they're cool, but really aren't. xD

lolololololollz goth tree. i r teh kool ems goths. :K

25👍 37👎

dirty em

A male that is usually shorter but dominant he will fuck you hard and good.

damn he a dirty em he a keeper

4👍 3👎

Dry em

Unsympathetic note of sympathy.

Short for dry your tears / dry your eyes depending on region and whether or not you listen to the Streets. Basically slightly easier to say than chin up.

So your mum has gone off with your boyfriend, dry em.

4👍 3👎