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Similar to *facepalm*, except with the of the complete works of Charles Dickens, smashed into your own face.
Dubya: You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.
Dude with a brain cell: *Facebook*
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fuck myspace, but only get a facebook when your in high school, college, or when your an adult no one wants fuckin whiny little middle schoolers on there.
Middle School Kid: I just got the new Green Day song on my myspace profile!!!!! And i even changed my name on there to be h@rDc0r3.
High School Kid: Wow, really? Your awesome I wish I was as cool as you. At least people actually know who I am because I use my real name and I dont stand in the mirror and hold up my camera and pose and take a picture. Pff fag.
get a facebook.
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Used by plastic surgeons when booking patients in for any type of facial surgery, be it the alteration of a nose, lips,chin or otherwise.
I'm booking you in for your nose adjustment Mr. Peterson. There you go, your facebooking is next sunday at 11:00.
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When you take a good photo, a funny photo or an all-around rad photo, it's Facebookable; i.e. good enough to post on Facebook, like a group shot taken and everyone looks good.
Girl 1: How do I look in that pic?
Girl 2: Oh, don't worry...it's totes mcgoats Facebookable!
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A piece of garbage some faggot nerd made up that killed all the chances guys wanting to get laid.
Facebook did 3 things
A. Turned all girls into star wannabes, therefore all girls have a like page and all they care about is attention.
Sites like Xanga and Myspace used to be hookup sites but ever since the garbage Facebook came up it all of sudden became a " networking " site
B. Every attempt a guy makes on A girl every other girl will know about it. Hence the " mutual " friends.
One girl would meet a guy and ask his or her mutual friends how that guy is, if the mutual friend says something bad about the guy the guy is DONE.
C. Increased the amount of club promoters, a bunch of faggots that just want women inside the club meaning girls used to go to clubs to meet men, but when the discovered they are in demand for the club door, they started to just go there to get attention.
In general Facebook is a piece of garbage that destroyed chances for guys to get laid, or meet women in general
Other uses of Facebook is that it makes it extremely awkward for guys that failed after messaging a chick and meeting them in person
James: Yo man I tried talking to this girl on facebook, I think her name is Sarah or something, she is fine as fuck, I'm definitely gonna get it!
John: Forget about it man Sarah a " mutual " friend of mine already called you a player.
James: Fucking A man, sofucking A...
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When something comes out that is new and revolutionary, then a year or so later something else comes out that takes the concept of the first thing and makes it better, ultimately leading to more popularity of the second thing and the decline of the first thing. That's getting facebooked.
Ex- myspace defeat by facebook
Guy 1: Hey remember when Guitar Hero 3 came out?
Guy 2:Yeah
Guy 1: But then Rock Band came out the same year and was better?
Guy 2:Yeah
Guy 1:Guitar Hero totally got facebooked!
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A site made for the destruction of all situational and inside humor.
M: It just comes to prove facebook is the reason we can't have nice things...once again, another joke ruined.
J: I'm sure the joke's been ruined multiple times, that's why facebook exists.
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