February 28

national koe day

We need to go to taco bell on February 28th to celebrate Koe Wetzle

February Intern

Disgruntled intern who seeks conflict resolution by watching anime at work.

And that attending? She was on my shitlist the entire rest of the week. I was not helping her with procedures, I was running every stupid question by her, I was watching anime instead of updating families (day team problem), doing the bare minimum when asked to chart review (etc) because I’m no July bitch intern. I am a FEBRUARY INTERN.

Fap February

Basically the same thing as December this happens every year (leap years included) in the month of February.

Guy 1: Yo you taking part in No Nut November .
Guy 2: Nah it’s all about destroy dick December .
Guy 3: You both clearly have brain damage it’s all about Fap February now.

February 9th

national pizza day and micheal b jordan’s birthday. god damn that’s a good day

wow she was born on pizza day and micheal b jordan’s birthday. whatta catch
february 9th: a great day Igor the history book

25th february

if u were born on this day u get hoes u feel me. even though u a pisces, u still get the menu erryday bruh. all u do is win

her: damnn u so fine bruh yo bday must be on 25th february 🙄🙄
me: yeaa

February 20

National give your girlfriend a teddy bear day

Bf: here’s a teddy bear!!
Gf: why did you get me a teddy??
Friend: bc it’s February 20th duhhh?

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29 february

this date only existe on leap year. People Born on 29 february are lucky they are usually very special, they are lovely but need to be loved too, don't make them angry or they'll could be violent and are very talented in a lot of activity.

This year is a leap year, that mean 29 february will be live this years

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