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A roast used to destroy a specific person . An insult so profound and personal that they lose all will to live.
“I had enough of Kyle’s shit, so I hit that bitch with the grandma sticker; I made fun of his dead mother. He hasn’t talked to me since.”
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A period in time when you act like a geriatric citizen by saying ‘oh dear’ or have a conniption fit because you didn’t watch ‘your program’
Sophie! I just had a grandma moment because I didn't get to watch Wheel.
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When an older woman loses all shape and her breasts drop to her waist and her arse disappears into her legs (fly arse) She must have the pensioner hunch on her back to qualify fully to be a Grandma Body. She can't do a lot like bending over or walking properly due to the mis-placed gravity around her sagging appendages.
"Ask her to touch her toes..."
"She can't. She has a Grandma Body..."
"Hey! Stand up straight when I'm talking to you"
"She can't. She has a Grandma Body."
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The act of shaking someone's hand with a very loose grip. Can also refer to picking up an object with a loose grip or reaching out both arms and running towards someone with arms outstretched, hands dangling in front.
John: Damn, Jack totally grandma handed that apple.
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A grandma who acts like a math teacher, very boring and never talks about cool stuff
"Aw it's an old lady, she looks like a lia's grandma"
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Your grandma that doesn't tell your parents that you smoke and is also your dealer
Jim: hey I'm outa weed
Tom: let me call my weed grandma
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Your cum rag after you watch hentai together.
Also your grandma.
Thanks for watching hentai with me Weeb Grandma!
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