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a heinous lookin girl, like, holy shit ugly
That girl is one nasty bunker duck, I wouldn't hit that shit in the dark with a blindfold and someone else's dick!
When autocorrect decides to take all the sting out of your text and turn it into an utter embarrassment
Danny: Well duck you man
Danny: *rereads text*
Danny: *dies of shame*
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A beautiful term for an extremely Foul smelling fart. The term is made funnier if the fart sounds like quacking duck when expelled from the rectum. Though an SBD can still qualify as a Butt Duck if it is especially foul (emphasis on the word foul/fowl for comic effect). See frequently activated rectal tremble and shit flavored air.
"Fuck Mary, you shit a butt duck! I think you have cancer, something has crawled up your arse and died!"
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A drinking game, popular in the UK. You need to have a good few people, and one person starts by saying the word "fuzzy duck." Everyone to the left keeps saying this until one person says "duzzy." The direction is changed from the left to the right, and is continued with the words "ducky fuzz." If somebody says the word "duzzy" then the direction changes again and resumes the phrase "fuzzy duck."
People have to take a drink if they mess up what they say, for example they say "does he fuck" or "fuck he does."
Simple but hilarious
person 1) fuzzy duck
person 2) fuzzy duck
person 3) duzzy
person 2) ducky fuzz
person 1) duzzy
person 2) fuck he d... oh shit!
everyone) haha - down it!
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Duck day is the final day of the working week, usually a Friday. It comes from the saying 'Water off a ducks back' where by the final day of the working week the troubles and concerns that seemed so important and now seemingly less important.
lucy: How was your week
Sarah: I've been working with some terrible customers. Thank godness it's duck day
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Term usually used/heard in combat. Means an individual or persons is extremly vulnerable, possibly out in the open and or helpess in their current position.
"Our men have no cover in that open field. They are sitting ducks to the enemy!"
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Fuck the Duck or Fucking the duck is the act of being lazy. You are supposed to be doing something but instead you're "fucking the duck". If you are being really lazy it's called Fucking the Royal Duck.
"I thought Bill was going to help clean up theses leaves?" "No, he went to go fuck the duck."
"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".
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