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New label for French Fries in Congressional cafeterias. Also 'Freedom Toast'.
Other projected changes include renaming 'Swiss cheese' to 'American cheese' and 'American cheese' to 'Really American cheese'.
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what burger king and mcdo;nalds strted calling there fries in the states because the french would not support there stupid holy crude oil crusade in iraq even thought french in french fries refers to the style of cut
you can frech fries or homestyle fries there are also many others
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The standard for weights and measures used in the United States
The only measurement system to put a man on the moon
Guy: Did you see The Fat Electrician's new YouTube video?
Chick: The one about NASA and the metric system?
Guy: Yeah! Wasn't it funny?
Chick: Fuckin Merica! (Flashes her tits, Bald Eagle flies by, Team America song plays on P.A. system)
Guy: (Measures her tits in freedom units, not metric)
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An adult male who prefers not to wear underwear. A free-baller.
Dude -- you oughta become a freedom rider. I started six months ago, and I've never felt so alive.
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A slang term for a goal scored by a member of the United States Men's or Women's National soccer team. Made popular on social media websites such as Twitter.
CLINT DEMPSEY WITH HIS SECOND FREEDOM DEPOSIT OF THE MATCH FOR USA!
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The thickest thing since thicki- minaj, he is also a YouTuber who has 135,000 subs as of today,
Guy: Dayum girl u thick
Other Guy: Not as thick as thick freedom
ThickFreedom: Other Guy, you're right!
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That thing conservatives pretend to care about when you ask them to please stop harassing minorities to the point of suicide.
*conservative is blocked on social media*
conservative: BUT MAH FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!
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