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a regrettable moment you realize you should've stayed in your lane
Bro: "She messed you up real bad"
Me: "Nah man, na me fuck up"
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An exclamation made when some: gangsta shit goes down; someone gets fucked up or mutilated; or just some nasty shit is viewed by the person making the statement.
Used by Samuel L. Jackson on more than one on screen occasion.
Thats some fucked up repugnant shit!
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1. A way to convey your annoyance or other displeasure at another person’s remarks.
2. An expression of disbelief.
3. Describes a successful outcome of definition 1.
1. Person A: “Did you hear that in the new Star Wars movie, towards the en-“
Person B: “Shut the fuck up! You’re gonna spoil it for me!”
2. Person A: “Dude, Alex bought a brand new Bugatti Chiron!”
Person B: “Shut the fuck up, are you serious?”
3. Person A: “I told Eric not to spoil the end of the new Star Wars movie and he shut the fuck up.”
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This is a famous vine that many people know and love.
I personally enjoy telling every Kyle I meet to step the fuck up.
what the FUCK is up KYLE no what did you say WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE
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Spend an obscene amount of money. Blow through so much dough to the point that it must be in the thousands to use at least one comma in the number of digits, as in $10K is $10,000.00 (that would be fuckin up ONE comma, now image what it'd be like to Fuck up some comma's). So an example of Fuck up some comma's would be like spending 10K one night, then 40K the next night back to dropping another 5K on something else. Dropping money in the thousands.
Bitch, I'm on a new level, bout to go to Vegas and fuck up some comma's!
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What you say when you just masturbated to completion regarding anything you deem as immoral or are disgusted by now looking back on it.
Person fapping to a girl in a coma, just completed: *raises hand, palm faced upward with semen all over* I'm so fucked up.
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1. When someone has underestimated you, or your worth.
2. When someone tries to accuse you of doing or saying something you would never do or say.
3. When someone actually thinks you care, but in actuality you actually don't.
4.When someone thinks they have control over you, but you had control the entire time.
You got me fucked up when you texted me at 2a.m. talking some bullshit about why you are staying away from me, when in reality I'm staying away from you because you are immature and stupid.
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