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You think Fur-Day is December 20th? Wrong. It's Friday. Every Friday. You must do whatever your furry friends wish you to do.
John: Thank god Fur-Day is over. A whole year to recover.
Shark: See you Friday for Fur-Day 2.
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"Nubile fur pile" is what Ewoks call each in the throes of passion.
"Eat my peach fish!" said Cynthia Ewok, spreading her furry legs.
"With great joy, my nubile fur pile," said Gregor Ewok, his tongue fluttering like a hummingbird's wings.
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On December 20th if you have a furry friend you and the others who are NOT a furry get to jump him
Peter: Heh heh heh, hey guys. Guess what day it is?
Brian: It’s December 20th? Why?
Stewie: Sorry Brian, it’s Anti Fur-Day
Brian: What are you guys...wait! That’s not fair!
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When one man trims the hair off of his asshole and uses another man's semen to glue the hair all over his penis. Then the 2nd man licks his own semen and his friend's ass pubes off like a popsicle on a warm summer day
A:I heard Jimmy gave John a Nigerian Fur Popsicle last night.
B: I didnt know Jimmy did that.
A: Yeah, he normally gives a rusty trombone, but John's a special friend.
B: True that.
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A sandwich made from a certain type of American conifer; a burger fashioned for vegetarians from "fur"trees.
Dam Hugo! How in the world can you put away 3 FUR BURGERS at a setting?
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Man o' Livin, I licked her vertical fur taco until she uncorked on my face.
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