An excuse to make you or a group of people feel better about loosing
Joe: that was such a Fluke Goal
John: init
Me: bs
A soccer term describing one of three events:
1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.
2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.
3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.
Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.
Example:
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.
Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?
Ted: He's the boss's son.
Bill: Way to score an American goal.
real goals is to find a fuckbuddy
''ey did you tap his ass last night?''
''yup''
''that's real goals''
A handsome face that a pretty woman would want to IVF with
Howard Kevin Stern is IVF goals
An exceptionally shitty way someone gets a goal in hockey
Fucking Jew goal! God damnit
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Those 'relationship goals' posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens?
No.
Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut
Kate: no you're the gross slut
Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.
Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like