golden goose

a girl that everyone calls a breezy and she is hott as hell yet no one has ever gotten with her, therefore she is the ultimate catch.

No bro you say that but no one has ever hit that. she's just a golden goose

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Goose feathers

To let things like insults slide off like the feathers of a goose,so some one could forget the insults forever.

Unless someone calls a man a cunt

Greg:I'd let people's insults slide off me like goose feathers...until that girl called me cunt what the fuck?
Johnny: haha yeah for seral...
Greg: ...

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goose juice

the female equivalent of duck butter

sue rubbed her goose juice all over johnny's pillow.

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Goose is a gander

Surprising someone with a thumb up the butthole when they're not looking, while exclaiming, "goose is a gander!"

Tiffany: "What the hell are you doing back there?"
Nora: "Goose is a gander!"

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goose drowner

An extremely intense rain storm.

Holy crap go build an arc it's comin' a goose drowner.

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grey goose

Very high quality, smooth, premium vodka distilled in france. Great tasting vodka that is perfect for making vodka martinis, and cosmopolitans.

I got jacked up on those Grey Goose Vodka Martinis at that cocktail party last weekend!

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Canadian Goose

While entering a girl from behind rhythmically thrust, honk, and flap your arms simultaneously as though you are a flying canadian goose.

Last night I totally pulled off the Canadian Goose on your wife!

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