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drowner

A person who cannot or will not take care of themselves, often due to addiction or derangement, and who in desperation pulls anyone who tries to help them down alongside them, the way a drowning person pulls their would-be rescuer under the water.

Keep your distance from that guy. He's a drowner.

by lejandroid February 17, 2011

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goose drowner

An extremely intense rain storm.

Holy crap go build an arc it's comin' a goose drowner.

by Jeff Ray December 1, 2005

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Cat Drowner

Noun:

The type of redneck hillbilly who lacks capacity for empathy and human level problem solving. Their solution on an unwanted litter of kittens is a gunny sack, a brick and a pond.

β€œLook at that idiot in his jacked up pick up, flying the stars and bars and carrying a pistol on his hip in the middle of fucking small town Idaho.”

β€œWhat a Cat Drowner.”

by FonzFTW October 10, 2017

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dead-a-drowner

to be deader than dead not to be confused with the un-dead; best performed before jewish stars are formed at world record pace

der-de-derder
you are now dead-a-drowner!
you look like your D-a-D
you look like you could use some dead-a-drown

Ed is the only one to achieve complete dead-a-drownerness

He's dead a mother fuckin drowner....

by logamatt May 28, 2010

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ginger drowner

A man who has received, or is receiving, underwater fellatio from a red headed woman.

You thought she'd need to come up for air, but he really was an expert ginger drowner.

by sockdemon February 15, 2022

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Toad drowner

A very heavy rainfall, usually resulting from a heavy thunderstorm. Usually will force toads to the surface, as they can be flooded out if they remain underground. Also known as a toad strangler.

Wow Jim, we got a real toad drowner last night! I got 1.77 inches in my gauge, how much did you get?

by stinky-poop-fart May 23, 2022


turd drowner

Toilet

I'll be back. I got to use the turd drowner.

by malikai13 March 24, 2010

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