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When you and girl come home from a party drunk asf fuck missionary style but you both pass out from being so intoxicated your pubes are stuck together by your cum the morning you wake up.
“Dude last night me and Emma slammed one to many naturdays and we woke up to a Harry Bosch”
A perfect little cuppycake idiot who has the sexiest hands and i jus cANT
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A female human whose beauty and/or sex appeal is so freakishly exaggerated as to lead those around her to suspect that she is a shape-shifting alien, hologram, hallucination or digital simulation. Folklore has it that in medieval times Debbie Harry was the name attributed to evil forces operating under a human guise, which used a velvet-like siren's call to lull unsuspecting listeners into a state of hypnosis while four dark lords appeared, possibly to extract the listener's soul.
*Watches Heart of Glass music video*
"I didn't know they had computer animation back in the 70's."
..."Oh wait, that's just Debbie Harry".
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A sex god who can't fucking remember where he belongs even though he has a song called "Don't Forget Where You Belong" with Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Louis Tonlinson, and Liam Payne ((aka more sex gods)) He thinks he lives in fucking LA when REALL he just belongs in The UK.
Damn Harry Styles needs to leave LA
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William Lin 2.0. He is a god at quite literally everything except for being bad at stuff. Some might even say that the very concept of geniosity didn't exist until he graced the world with his existence.
Anyone: "Harris Leung"
*IQ of everyone in the room raises by 1e5*
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The study of Harry Potter
"Hey Ben, I'm off to continue my studies in Harry Pology"
George: "what are you studying at oxford?"
Ben: "I'm a Harry Pologist"
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The most badass sex move you can pull at a party. Once you’re sozzled, snag your cum slut and take her upstairs and start stuffin the muffin koala style. About 3 minutes in, vomit all over her stomach. Bonus points if you do it in the cooch for a green cream pie. Make sure to scream “Blamo” once you’ve done the dirty deed. After you upchuck, go outside the room and cause a scene, make sure you gaslight the whore and let everyone know she was the culprit.
“Dude I was fucking this absolute 3 and I harris brown’d all over her!” “Holy piss man! That’s a level 7 sex move!” “Not even bro, I got it all in her cunt and made a swamp!!”