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A handjob typically given using an emulsion of doner kebab grease and flem as a lubricant.
Jules just gave me a Doncaster handy behind the dentist.
A ritual to confirm that two potential homies have become full-fledged homies.
My homie Andy and I became homies at his home yesterday. That's right, Andy gave me a homie handie at his home.
A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.
I gave myself a Satan's handy last night.
When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.
Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.
The act of performing a handjob with a piece of avocado toast.
I was in the restroom when my coworker came in and gave me a handy landy .
The act of receiving a hand job by the passenger while riding a motorcycle down the highway.
Should of been there bro! I went for a ride on the bike last night and a bar fly gave me the best highway handy!
When a girl is giving you a hand job but won't shut up.
Guy 1: Hey man, I heard that girl was good at handy's.
Guys 2: Yea bro, but she was a real handy-talkie.