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The definition of cool. Definitely not the hottest person. Very hip and gay.
Hay thinks they're the hottest person alive but she's wrong.
An advanced computer system designed by the CPA. Hay allows sounds from elephants to transfer from the BGU to the speaker. YAY HAY!
An alternative to spelling the word "Hey". Invented by a kindergartener who was falsely deemed as a terrible speller (received a 50 on his latest spelling test). Widely mistaken as a plant or grass used to feed animals.
"Hey Chuck, pass me that barrel of hay over there, will ya?"
"It's pronounced 'hay', you dope."
"What's the difference?"
"Use 'hay' next time you fucking idiot!"
Note: We have just been informed that Chuck is the same kindergartner that used this word, he was later put into an insane asylum. Tell him I said "Hay" for me.
When the opponent team is whopping your ass so you pretend you are not giving your 100% and throw in this line in order to salvage whatever self-respect you have left inside you.
Saamne wale maar rahe hain? Abe khelna hai kya?
Basically the thing your mom believes is the reason for everything. Can be greasy, too sweet/spicy food or your phone etc.
"Ugh I have a headache.” “I’ve told you: Yeet hay!”
When an alcoholic stops drinking by substituting the use of marijuana.
Also see California Sober.
I had to stop drinking and get on the wagon.
But the bumps in the road aren't so rough when you're riding the hay wagon.
(Winking)