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Person 1: Damn Tim's been shootin up alot lately
Person 2: Yeah, hes lost in heaven
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A pointless game which involves a group of people trying to stay awake past 4am. Once you have stayed awake past 4am you have reached hardcore heaven.
Susan: Are you going to bed?
Steven: No, I'm trying to achieve hardcore heaven!
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A period of time just before climax.
Damn, her pussy was so tight she had me at heaven's gate in 6 seconds.
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The act in which a Lesbian falls in love with , or has sex with a man, but is not bisexual.
Bro I met this girl last night and she’s totally a Dirty Heaven.
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When you cum while sleeping and it goes through both your underwear and pants.
I just changed my pants yesterday morning, but then I had to go and pierce the heavens last night. Fuck me.
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2 lesbian chicks doing a titty fuck with one wearing a strap-on. inserting it into the cunt
Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie both go to a motel 6 and decide to perform a heaven and hell
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The most saddest Korean Drama I've ever seen. Stairway to Heaven rocks
WITH THE HOTTEST ACTOR!!!!! Kwon Sang Woo!!! AHHHHHCK!!!!!!!!! LURVE!!
Stairway To Heaven Crazyness
Me: Ack. Poor Jung Suh died of canser and Sung Joo is crying like hell.
Friend: OMG! How did she die? I only saw the frist and 5th episode!
Me: First, she lost her eyesight, then, she died!!! Idiot, gosh.
Friend: I know!!!! Poor Sang Joo!! He ended up playing the piano crying!!
Me: o.o LOOK AT ALL THAT STUFF YOU MADE ME SAY!!!
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