all up in here

It means that a person is being obnoxious or otherwise unpleasant. To annoy someone to an extent.

Dude, get out of my face... your all up in here!

[insert cringe here]

Usually said after a dad joke is told.

So, my dad was at the grocery store, and when the cashier asked him whether he wanted a paper or plastic bag, he said: "I don't care, I'm bisacktual." Insert cringe here

lies up to here

when someone lie so much that they beyond the limit of lying

listen at him over there lying he better catch them lies before they go upin the universe

get on outta here

A command requesting the departure of those whose presence is unwanted.
Usually pronounced as one word.
See: Git Gone
Popularized by Jeff Foxworty in his You-might-be-a-redneck comedy.

You boys better get on outta here. Yer momma's gonna be here in a minute and she is steamed.

anywhere but here

the best band ever. made up of Dan Higby, Brian Squillace and Matthew Brame, they kick the shit out of any band out there. if you're in a band...kill yourself, cuz abh is better.

Dude! Did you hear about that fag in that terrible band that killed himself because Anywhere But Here is better than his band?!

Parker Over Here

When somebody participates in the act of attempting to duplicate a once funny joke, or create their own funny joke, and completely fail. This saying can be used when a complete idiot (i.e. parker) tries to fit in with the group in order to obtain some form of popularity or acceptance because his hairy arms permit him otherwise.

Do not be fooled by 'Parkers'. Make sure to identify a parker ASAP if he is trying to be funny.

Parker: What you get when you cross an owl, and a bunjee cord?

Stover: What?

Parker: My ass! Hahahaah

Scott: Wow, parker over here...

Parker: what do you mean?

Scott: I mean you are a parker, not funny, ugly, annoying and gay.

Parker: How dare you say that about me!

Scott: Well its true... fag...

Parker: Well.. its just..

Scott: It's just... a durr durr, just what you fag?!

Parker: Well you never take me out anymore. I WANT TO FEEL LIKE A WOMAN AGAIN.

Scott: This relationship is over, fag... Don't talk to me, or try to do claymation with me.

Parker: (runs away crying)

Nick: Wow, parker over there..

here I come

Universal term for a drug dealer letting there client (feen or junky) know that they are on there way to meet them to sell them there fix (heroin, crack).

"Hey I'm here at Dowling and Penn I need a 40"

"Ok, here I come".