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A shit that is so large that it emerges from the toilet water like a mid-oceanic island.
Jim - Hey Jackson! The dump I just took is so long it's sticking outta water!
Jackson - *looks in toilet* "LAND HO!"
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Knowingly blowing your STD laden semen in an unsuspecting female's mouth, anus, or vagina.
It burned when I peed, but she was hot as hell; FIRE IN THE HO!
Ho-thority (alternate spellings: Hothority, h0th0r1ty, etc.) n.
1) The power that a woman posseses in regards to her control over her man.
2) The authority that comes with being a ho.
Uses:
a) I'm going to bust out my ho-thority on your ass.
b) My ho-thority is not to be messed with.
c) Respect my ho-thority.
Of course, this could also be used as an adverb, adjective, verb, and pretty much anything else. Examples:
She just ho-thoritied his ass.
She ho-thoritively kicked his nuts in.
His ho-thorititative wife made him a pussy.
a girl or woman who goes on dates for free food
god, danielle is such a hamburger ho! she went on a date with tim just cause she wanted to go to red lobster and she ended up giving him a blumpkin in the men's room
Very Tall
Ethan Ho is usually a blocker in volleyball due to his height.
Getting one's makeup job permanently tattooed to the face.
Jane's makeup tattoo makes her look so much like a clown, she might as well be a clown ho.
When a white woman knowingly sleeps with a black man that is married or in a relationship.
Did you hear that Tanisha called off the wedding she caught her man with a HONKEY HO