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A comeback that breaks everyones ankles in a matter of seconds
kid 1: Your super fat
kid 2: I know you are but what am I
Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.
Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️
Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before
Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before
A phrase you use when you want to simultaneously confuse the dingleberries out of someone and also manipulate them at the same time. Works like a charm but don't use this on people who know what it means or you'll just make a fool of yourself.
Jason : Who the hell was throwing a party in our basement the other night ??
Kevin : I don't recall anything about a party the other night
Jason : Then why are there 297 empty cans of bud light in the basement
Kevin : Please James I can explain everything
Jason : You know i know you know where this is gonna lead to
Kevin : ????
Jason : LOL
Kevin : *Trips on a Bud Light can and falls ass over tea kettle
Jason : LOL
It is a language that is extremely sophisticated and requires a lot of training. It consists of many words that come from the English language: such as "dot" which means don't. If you like to learn the language well you're out of luck as it is only spoken by two known people in the entire universe... and they are a mystery.
I dot know is a language
when you have commited a crime in the elder scrolls v: skyrim and a guard reconizes you.
Wait, i know you!
your making a mistake..
there's no mistake, your a wanted man/woman and its time to pay for your crimes
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a quote from the legend himself, simon.b.k. He was having an epic beatbox battle with a pal, when suddenly he was faced with a challenge to for even the legend, the idol, a man of much respect and honor. He.... *cries in shame* could in fact not do the waterdrop sound effect :(
"u know i can't do the waterdrop"