sleep spooning

The act of spooning someone while asleep. Usually the person has no idea of the act that they are committing and if not stopped may take it to another level.

Person 1: Did you hear what John did last night.
Person 2: yea i heard he was sleep spooning Jordan
Person 1: yea they had to be separated otherwise it would have turned into a one sides but fucking bonanza

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Spoon Drawer

A game you play with your friends, where a group of people lay down and spoon each other like spoons in a drawer. Can be played with any combination of boys or girls, but it is generally accepted that you try to make sure no guys are spooning each other (unless you want to).

"Yo bro, let's play spoon drawer!"
"Okay, I'll call up some people!"
*spooning commences*

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sharp as a spoon

a person who is not too clever

your as sharp as a spoon

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Spoon Out

Taking such a large quantity of a hallucinogenic drug/s that you have no idea what's going on. Reality is long gone and you are in another dimension unknown to any species.

"Woah man, i took too much acid the other night. Had a proper spoon out"
"Shit dude, did you see kyle the other night?" "He was spooning out hard!"

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Poop on a spoon

it is poop on a spoon noting else.

its poop on a spoon

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Spoon

Someone who is a complete idiot.

LLoyd is one. Usually someone who is quite stupid with lol intelligence.

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vertical spooning

Spooning while in the up-right position. Hence, vertical spoonage.

Hello Sir, May I vertical spoon with you?

Let the vertical spoonging commence.

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