When you shove a sex toy up your arse and it gets stuck
(noun)
--Used as a practical joke--
Spoonging is when a man cums on another person's sponge, and then when that person picks up the sponge, all the stored jizz comes out all sticky on his/her hand.
Alex made Jim mad, so Jim's gonna have to start spoonging Alex.
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The exfoliating bath sponge that resembling a loofah.
"I use a spoonge in the shower every day."
A rather scathing insult, especially when spoken with a thick Boston accent. It describes any guy who would otherwise be called dirtbag, scum, or the infamous "That Guy".
So I'm bangin' this chick, yeah? And get this; her boyfriend comes in and let me tell you, what a fackin' spoonge, eh?
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A sock that is absorbent. It acts like a sponge that soaks up semen. It has grips on the outside to improve performance.
Where is my spoonge. I would like to masturbate without making a mess.
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