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The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.
Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"
When a closeted gay husband uses his wife as bait to attract a straight man/couple in the hopes of having sex seemingly 'unplanned' sex with the man.
I knew that guys offer of NSA sex with his wife was too good to be true; he was clearly at that nightclub chumming with her.
The practice of violently masturbating a flaccid penis to force an erection.
Chumming/ to chum it out
Hey bro, wanna chum it out? I'm flaccid and ready to go
Chumming= jorking your softie
Metaphorically spreading the remains of a dead fish in political waters to catch a live shark. Typically a last ditch political strategy- assassinate character by publicly broadcasting salacious, unverified and unproveable accusations - typically based on events 20+ years old - to see if it will generate newer copy cat accusations. Hopefully, from younger, hotter accusers.
Senator Maxipad is chumming the waters to see if she can kill Judge McWhiteywhite’s Supreme Court nomination.
when someone has really bad breath that like their breath makes you gag and stuff!
jess: mate, what is that smell?!
craig: i duno i cant smell anything
jess: urrrghhh its your breath mate! youve got chum brehhhh!
craig has chum breh
Chub chum is a watery mix of raw chopped semi erect penii.
After another brutal day on the rig, Daisy launched a bucket of chub chum at the circling crowd
Chub chum is a watery mix of raw chopped semi erect penii.
After another brutal day on the pole, Daisy launched a bucket of chub chum at the circling crowd