Jacky Chen

The best kid on earth. Smart, Awesome, has a big-ego and he is a swaggy kid. Is Chinese. Has a friend that is a giraffe and one that has a potato head.

That guy is a real Jacky Chen.

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jackie chan your ass

1.To put a severe ass-whoopin' on someone.
2. To kick someone in the face
3.To kick ass using an unorthodox object

1.Nigger, you stole my bike, I'll Jackie Chan your ass
2.I'll jump down, turn around and Jackie Chan your ass
3.Bitch, I'll grab this bana peel and Jackie Chan your ass

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jackie B

a stupid broad who likes to go behind her friends back and fuck lax team members. Especially, penguins.. a beat slore. You have been warned.

Jackie B loves to fuck penguins......hollla

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Jackie Brown Reach Around

When a man and woman are spooning and the male sticks just the knob of his tool in her arse. She then reaches around and jerks him off into her arse.

When a chick jerks you off into her arse. Jackie Brown Reach Around

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jacky daniel's happy ending

When one fraternity pledge, while pledging, is forced to take a shot of jack daniel's mixed with the cum of his "grand-big."

1. You are pre-gaming at your fraternity when your big tells you it's time for you first "jacky daniel's happy ending." You are then blindfolded and wait for your shot to be mixed. While you were blindfolded your "grand-big" ejaculates into the shot glass and fills the rest with jack daniels. You then down the shot like a champ and are forced to say "YUM."

2."Wow, Frats are GAY"

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Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan

Any movie exhibiting both mixed martial arts and flying people, as in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon," "House of Flying Daggers," "Forbidden Kingdom," "Hero," "Curse of the Golden Flower," and so on.

** In order to be truly Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan, the characters must defy gravity to a hilarious degree.

Bob: "Crouching dragon hidden... what? What the hell is that about?"

Joe: "It's like Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan. It's awesome. Just shut up and watch."

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Jackie Fakie

n. A person providing exceptional customer service far above a 5 star level.

My flight itinerary was screwed when one of my flights was canceled while i was in a foreign country, and fortunately Jackie Fakie worked hours fixing it, and also saving me a boat load of cash in the process. True story.