The United States first robotic press secretary.
From 2020 to 2022 jen paski did a good job answering questions in a robotic monotone.
if you have this name you gets no bitches and almost got an i in science cause you missed four days of school and your teacher apparently handed out that much work.
hey jennings how are you
Rummaging endlessly for hours at a time through a bag looking for no apparent thing
"where's tammy?"
"Oh she's been jenning"
Not the smartest person in the world. Missing some fries from his happy meal.
Guy 1: What's that guys jingle?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! Jennings is a reeetardd!
being wrong about language and sources
I used UD as an etymological source, really jenning today
A rare cryptid lurking in the Midwest that's made of bones. A skeleton friend to all. Reminiscent of Mr. Tumnus from "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe", Jennings is a guide to lost souls. Can travel at superhuman speed.
A: I think I saw a skeleton in trenchcoat pass the library...
B: That wasn't a skeleton that was Jennings!
Jens-Peter's are basically born from unwanted erections.
Heroin Addicted Stripper: Did you cum?
Man: Yup. Name the thing Jens-Peter...