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Johnny Lawrence

extremely attractive man from cobra kai/karate kid aka my bae

father of robby keene

best friend of miguel diaz
and husband of me :)

hey look its johnny Lawrence

OMG HES THE HOT GUY FROM COBRA KAI/KARATE KID I WAS TELLING U ABOUT

by mybaejohnny June 27, 2021


Johnny Eggy

Scrubbing somebody’s head with your knuckle.

I just gave that nerd Adam a Johnny Eggy

by Scran Master January 16, 2021


johnny dora

the god of sex and pleasure as well as orgasim and the holder of ones heart.

i wish i had a johnny dora in my life.

by lexiluuski October 26, 2009


Fat Johnny

The act or instance of performing standing or sitting coitus in a public "porta-potty" with a full holding tank, to such a degree of roughness that it falls on its side, then continuing the afforementioned coitus laying in the spilled feces, urine, chemicals, and miscellaneous garbage that spilled from the holding tank as the "porta-potty" fell over.

Cletus: Went to the fair yesterday..

Billy-Bob: How was it?
Cletus: Know the bearded lady? Gave'at bitch a fat Johnny by the south exit.
Billy-Bob: Full tank?
Cletus: Full tank. She even ate the chicken wings that fell out.
Billy-Bob: Nice.

by SlenderMarlin March 17, 2014


Johnny Stash

To make a scrapbook out of used condoms.

Vicky would never get laid she is such a creep. She probably has a Johnny Stash of 2 sad condoms.

by batshitcray February 23, 2015


Dripping Johnny

When a person drops a drink (preferably an alcoholic beverage) on his/her computer.

I did a Dripping Johnny ( when you spill your drink on your computer )

Oh shoot he did a Dripping Johnny ( when you see a person spill a drink on his/her computer )

by NLxItsMe April 11, 2021


Johnny Quenno

Jonah Pickl (born May 23, 2002), better known simply by his stage name Johnny Quenno, is an recording artist from a small town in Germany. He loves Zendaya and even has her name tattooed on his right arm to prove his eternal love for her, He is about to drop an album called "Blume" which is dedicated to Zendaya and it will be the best album of all time!!! People should stop sleeping on him and appreciate him more because he's the goat.

"Have you heard Johnny Quenno's new album Blume?"
"OMG Yes, he's the goat".

by gavinweiland November 5, 2021