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Originally used by 21st century fighters who were afraid to fight guys of smaller a smaller size. But on the BVAD has been turned into an open invitation to fight anyone.
Lonnie: Look Scott, You've slandered my wife by telling everyone you had anal sex with her , Let your pit bull attack my golden lab, Littered my back yard with your beer cans amongst a whole laundry list of other things! this shit needs to stop!
Scott Baker: Oh yeah?, Well quit comin all out the side of your neck and jump weight homie!
Lonnie: Nevermind, it useless.
Scott Baker: What bitch!? Yeah, fuckin say some shit again bitch.
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The jumping of mega-ness. Also a really cool game for apple for only cool people. So if your looking up this definition right now because you dont know what it is, then you do not deserve to play this game because you are not cool.
DENIED.
LOL.
But if you want people to think your the coolest cat, tell them you play Mega Jump, they will love you forever. Trust me. It happened to a friend of a cousin of my hairdressers. Also it happened to me.
Cool person: YO HOME DOG G, I THINK YOUR LAME SAUCES!!!
You: IM AM NOT LAME SAUCES :(:( WANNA KNOW WHY IM KEWL?!?!?!!
Cool person: okeieiieiie?!
You: i play mega jump
Cool person: OMG WTTTF LOL WOW THIS IS AMAZING OMG I LAVE YEW UR SEW KEWLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A moment where a reality show that consistently proves to be unconvincing in its content suddenly has a true moment of reality on a scale that has never been imagined before.
Originating from a moment on The Bachelor when Colton Underwood is heartbroken after one of the contestants quit the show, and afterwards, he proceeded to jump over a fence.
Steve: "Did you watch The Bachelor last night?"
Paul: "No. Besides, you know that show's fake, right?"
Steve: "Well, it wasn't fake last night. In fact, they managed to jump the fence."
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To take a crap and skip the use of traditional toilet paper and jump straight to the shower to clean up.
Steve: hey there Mike i see you made it into work on time today
Mike: Well i did a shower jump this morning and saved some time
Steve: I don't know what the hell a shower jump is but I'm promoting you to management!
Mike: gee thanks
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a maneuver which requires jumping or leaping over a large gap or object of what appears to provide great difficulty to the individual. Can be completed in a video game or in real life.
Dan: You comin man?
Dave: Yeah, just let me raw jump over this log right here..
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To throw yourself off a bridge and die
The ol' one-way-ticket razzle-dazzle off a bridge
Dave: Dude go jump a bridge.
Josh: That simp needs to jump a bridge.
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The act of telling someone to jump in a hole after they make a ridiculous comment, or make a correct guess on jeopardy.
"Hey, Harry, you asshole, go jump in a hole."
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