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male genitals as viewed while wearing sweatpants
That guy wore sweatpants to the grocery, and his jangly junk was all I could see. Eww. Don't be like that guy. If you have male genitals, don't wear sweatpants in public. Nobody wants to see your jangly junk.
The act of having anal sex for so long your balls penetrate as well.
Man 1: Man my dude my balls are sore.
Man 2:Why?
Man 1: Cause I was fucking a chick in the ass and I then my balls slipped in.
Man 2: A JUNK TRUNK?! MY MAN! YOU JUNK TRUNKING SON OF A BITCH!!
the sticky stuff that gets stuck to your hands after eating fruit snacks.
Guy 1: DARN! i cant get this pack of fruit snacks open, with all the fruit junk i have left on my hands from the other packs.
Guy 2: here i'll try...
when a guy walking down the street is wearing sweats or very thin fabric pants with no underwear, and you can clearly see every detail of his anatomy.
Wow, that was some junk sale!
Male private parts... in space.
"Hey Buzz, I'm tired of looking at your space junk. You ain't no Sigourney Weaver. Can you put some clothes on? We've got a zoom with Houston in 5 minutes."
Foul smelling male, or female genitals.
I couldn't go down, cause there was way too much junk-a-stunk.