Smash King

One who rules all females and smashes their vagina's into oblivion. By a simple command he can make a girls vagina gush love juice. Loves ass play with woman.

My vagina blew apart just by the Smash King pointing at it and saying POW

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Mung King

The member in one's group of closest friends who has munged the most corpses. Note: age of corpse does come in to play.

Jordan: Dude, I've munged three 80 year olds and two 40 year olds, all with my barbed wire mung stick, I'm the Mung King.
Jalen: No dude, I've munged three 85 Year olds and three 72 year olds, all with my Oak Sage Mung Stick. I'm obviously the true Mung King

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Still not king

Inspired by "The Very Secret Diary of Aragorn, Son of Arathorn" by Cassandra Claire.

At the end of each day, Aragorn declares his status. Usually its "Still not King".

In real life it means "not yet, but definitely soon".

- Are u ready for a dinner?
- Still not King

- So, u're got a new job?
- Nope, still not King.

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King Von

The Definition of a Menace, BAFE(Black Air Force Energy), And a Real Ass Nigga

I ain't tryna squash no beef, nigga (Squash no beef, nigga)
We into it 'til you die, real street nigga (Real street nigga)
At yo' funeral, I might just slide, rest in pee, nigga (Rest in pee, nigga)
Shoot up everybody that's outside
Bet Wooski feel this one (Boom-boom, boom-boom)
I bet Wooski still twitchin' (Damn, damn-damn)
He changed, somethin' different~King Von

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King Dice

the hottest boss in cup head

P1: simping for a literal fucking dice feels sinful

P2: nah you have every right to simp for him, he’s fucking hot

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King Hit

This phrase was made famous in Australia in the 1970's-80's. Over time it has come to mean a knock out punch.

The term was created to describe I blindside punch. Thrown from behind, it is usually a knock out punch not seen coming.

Media has misused the word as any K.O. or massive blow to the head.

-"Kimbo got knocked out!"

'What? How'd that happen?'

-"The bastard KING HIT 'Im."

'Dog Act We'll fix him.'

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King Rich

When someone has so much swagga he has no clue what to do with it. A King Rich generally is a natural born rapper, although he can also be a supernatural, or he could not even be a rapper at all.

Scott: Man I got so much swagga, my homie tells me I'm a natural born rapper.

Matt: Yeah, you sure are a real King Rich.

Scott: Thats sick, I make money.

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