keep it jokes

Keep it funny, lighthearted.

We're just here to have fun, if I make fun of you, remember I'm just keeping it jokes.

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Keep it in the shed

When someone says or does something that makes you either pause. Or makes you feel creeped out or awkward.

"Hey why dont you lick my dick man"

"Whoa whoa keep it in the shed!"

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Keep the change

Receiving sexual favours as a surprise reward for some assistance you've given to someone.

"I helped Cheryl move last weekend, and after it was done, wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, and keep the change, baby!"

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keep it gangsta

to go hard and fuck every dude up who think they can fuck with you but they cant cause you keep it gangsta

yo i was at the club lastnight and i was dancing with a fine honey and this dude walked over and was looking at me kinda funny...so then i found out that was his baby mother and so thats when i didnt give a flying fuck ....then he kept mugging so then i told his ass go head home somewhere ...so he tried to step then i banged his ass and got real gangsta ........thats really keeping it gangsta

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Keep it lemon

It’s a way of telling people you are gay without using any pacific words

Keep it lemon

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keep it moving

A term used when someone says something absolutely irrelevent to what is occuring.

(person 1)- (Man I was smoking a blunt of some purp and that shit had me fucked up.) (person 2)- (Hell yeah! That shit was some fire!) (person 3)- (Hey yo do I got a little dick?) (person 2 and 3)- Keep it moving)

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keeping it real

keeping it real- blowing things way out of proportion useually ending in somebody getting a stomping

wow that mascot is keeping it real

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