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Lightning Rod

When the guy getting analled has a shock collar on his dick

You wanna do the lightning rod?

by Rod shocker May 5, 2022


lightning mcqueen'd

When someone roasts you so hard that you can feel Lightning Mcqueen himself burning rubber all over your face.

Bystander 1: "Woah, did you see how hard Sam just roasted John?"
Bystander 2: "Yeah man, he just got fuckin Lightning Mcqueen'd!"

by SweatyMoose! January 14, 2016


Seattle Lightning Bolt

When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly

Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"

by lusealdickman September 18, 2016


greaser lightning

Someone who thinks they're cool, but really aren't. They usually use cancerous memes (i.e. dabbing, hairlines, etc.). They like music genres such as pop, rap, and trap. They try to be the "cool one" or "bad boy" Their age ranges from preteen to teen, but most are preteen middleschoolers. They are idiots and they're everywhere. They are a waste of oxygen and make the human race worse. They I feel sad for everyone who has to deal with them.

Dan: "Yo guys check out my new fidget spinner!"
Bob: "Bro fight me for it!"
Joe: "God, you both are idiotic greaser lightnings"

by Lolfiredude June 20, 2017


lightning poo

The act of pooping at such an alarming speed. It has the power of an atomic bomb.

Hey dad, I understand you had some "lightning poo" earilier this evening. So I brought some cleaning supplies.

by Mr. Blister January 11, 2017


lightning network

To be fair, you have to have a very high income to understand Blockstream. The changes they made are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fulminology most of the changes will go over a typical Beecaesher's head. There's also Adam Back's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Joseph Goebbels literature, for instance. Core's supporters understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these changes, to realize that they're not just intelligent- they say something deep about LIFE.

Core Troll: ahhaha lightning network is so good bcash lol, you guys don't know lol
Normal Person: I just posted the entire work of shake-spear on the BCH blockchain for 2 cents ;)

by beecore April 28, 2018


Lightning Rotor

noun : an enclosed rotating shaft used in spark-ignition internal combustion engines that have mechanically timed ignition, also known as “distributor” in the automotive industry.

If your engine misfires, you may need to replace your lightning rotor .

by Spikeme84 February 24, 2021