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The act of vigorously stroking your partner's penis between two rubber balloons until his pubes stand on end before stopping and quickly sitting on the charged penis which first shocks the outer edges of the orifice before being buried deep inside.
Man 1: I finally made my girl ride the lightning last night?
Man 2: You executed her?
Man 1: No, but I executed her ass!
An activity for those who bother you, ruin your day, or make life harder than it should be.
All those naggers can ride the lightning baby!!!
When you type or text extremely fast, causing you to make spelling errors
Guy: Damn she has some fast thumbs!
Other guy: Yeah she's got a bad case of lightning thumbs!
When a man is drastically outnumbered by female partners, so much so that an AED is on standby. If he flatlines, and the AED is utilized to try to resuscitate him with a shock, a “Lightning Rod” occurs if a partner is still riding him while he is being shocked.
This can also be done by tazing a man who is actively having sex with a partner.
When ol’ Hugh had a heart attack while in the midst of his foursome that poor model got a jolt from his lightning rod when the AED was set off
When the guy getting analled has a shock collar on his dick
You wanna do the lightning rod?
When someone roasts you so hard that you can feel Lightning Mcqueen himself burning rubber all over your face.
Bystander 1: "Woah, did you see how hard Sam just roasted John?"
Bystander 2: "Yeah man, he just got fuckin Lightning Mcqueen'd!"
A term in midwestern slang meaning fireflies
The lightning bugs are sure bright today!