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The best and hardest MC in the universe.
His bars have so much fire in their lyrical content and delivery that every microphone he’s ever held has melted and multiple P.A’s have been incinerated.
Fortunately for the managements sake the venues he’s booked at usually survive. This is because the flames are swiftly extinguished by the dripping undercrackers of a sea of star struck screaming fan girls who pack out every dance floor he stands before.
It is well documented that the end result of him touring his first ever E.P was 17 major accounts of arson so unfortunately not all where so lucky.
During an interview The Prodigy once even explained that he was the sole inspiration behind their hit track ‘Firestarter’ and it was a tribute to his amazing career and talent.
At age 5 he wrote and performed his first track which was so quick it still makes Eminem’s ‘Rap God’ (another tribute) and Ocean Wisdoms ‘Walkin’ sound like they are being recited by an elderly man with a stutter who’s just injested his own body weight in ketamine, diazepam and Xanax.
Yo did you hear MC Kontribe is headlining the festival this weekend?!
That makes packing for it easier, all we’ll need is some flame retardant raving garms and our surfboards so we can ride over the Punani Tsunami to front left!
A somewhat slang term for McDonald's..
Dude, I'm hungry. Is there an MC Steakhouse around? I'm having a Big Mac attack.
Mc and Dickin. Similar to Netflix and chilling but...It's when you meet at McDonald's order and eat a quarter pounder. Fuck in the parking lot, cum in the wrapper, and then walk into the restaurant and return the cum soaked wrapper and say, " this isn't what I ordered!" Slam it on the counter or throw it in the manager's face (hopefully exploding) and run out of the store screaming "you just got dicked!"
What did you do this weekend?
I met this scooter and we went Mc and Dickin.
How did it go. The wrapper prematurely opened and got the old lady in line. But we went back to my place and I gave her a Denver Omelette.
MC Bigman is the best rapper you will ever hear in your life!!! He is the most underrated rapper you have ever seen and deserves to be tiktok famous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person- Back in the eighties with me and my homies
Person 2- What in the tornado made of creamy cream cream sauce are you singing?
Person- Duh! I'm singing Bread by the best rapper ever MC Bigman!
The fokin ardest man in great brittaina fella
Yo no that mc burberry hes going twat ues
Some tool that works at mcdonalds and messes up your order, even though you asked them if they got it right.
Tom: I'll have a filet of fish please.
Mc-artard: Okay i got that.
Tom: A Filet of fish right?
Mc-artard: Yep, please drive up to next window.
(At home or in driveway)
Tom: What the hell? I got a Double Cheeseburger! D:<