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when something is just way too good to be true
that movie was so good, it was milf money!
Going to your local cru bar on a Saturday nights, picking up some hot as fuck mums (milfs) and then complimenting them with some nice martinis.
"Bro I'm fucked and down at the cru bar getting some milfs and martinis"
The nutrition and fitness plan or program of a woman desiring to maintain milf status.
HMW: Did you see that skanky ho in her husband's sweats and greasy ponytail?
LM: ZOMG!! I don't evar wanna be that. I am so back on the project milf wagon.
A Calabasas MILF is a MILF from the city of Calabasas, CA. Calabasas is loaded with smokin hot moms more than any other city around. Calabasas MILF's are better looking than your general milf as they tend to be younger women (late twenties and up) and are just beautiful. A lot of them drive Range Rovers.
Theres another Calabasas Milf....This city is full of them!
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The bestest of the best MILFs around. Not just a MILF, but the highest quality MILF.
"Jason my man! Your mum's an Ultra MILF. You must be well proud."
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A milf with a husband that wants your penis and tries to get it in every way
These MILFs can have the hottest sex with you, due to the scandalous nature of it all.
1. I was getting a handjob from an amazing MILF, when she stopped to pull out her cellphone. She was talking to her husband about picking up the kids! If only I could resist the Milf Cheaters. Her pussy was too good.
2. Darren's mom totally wants me. Every time i'm around, she bends over and wears a revealing outfit that showcases her rack. Milf Cheaters are the best.
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