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Michael is a creepy guy so be careful approaching one. Personalities on Michaels can differ from a homosexual to a future psychopath. If you are in a relationship with a Michael or know one, keep a distance or find out there back story. You never know what there actions can lead to. If your miss or mr popular, take a massive step back from michaels for they can drag your reputation down faster than you can ran away from a Michael when he chases you home.
Bella: oh my god heather! A Michael just stole my money and squirting his face puss all over my arms!
Heather: I told you to stay away from michaels...
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A king fuckboy somebody who likes to cheat on a lot of girls and have sex woth ugly ass bitches nobody likes him he's a bag a shit and likes dick in his mouth and up his ass
Michael is a king fuckboy he cheats a lot
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A boy that will give you PTSD from his problems.
Becky: "What happened with you and Michael?"
Chrissy: "Stuff I can't talk about."
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A lazy meth monkey that does nothing but stay in his room and plays video games all day oblivious to what's going on around him. Has random whores bring him beer and dope in exchange for a shower or load of laundry and just waits for the 1st of the month to get his welfare so he can act like he's a real man with a paycheck, and not just a dead beat Michael
"My girl just had our baby and you can bet I will never be a Michael"
"I bet you Michael still lives at home with his mama"
"I will sell my own ass before I turn into a Michael"
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There are 2 definitions of Michael. A awesome michael who is chill and awesome to hang out with, who all the girls secretely want. Or a weak scrawny kid who has no confidence and sort of brings a tear of how much of a loser they are. Now 4 out of michaels are the cool badass that everybody loves. So normally being a michael is a good thing. But then there is always that one michael who gets friend-zoned by every girl he asks out. Also who is an annoying douche who thinks everything bad happens to him. So what michael do u know?
Michael was hitting on that girl over there.
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Someone who worries about what everyone thinks. It is because of this that he chooses to live his life in the closet, even though all of his friends already know and accept him for who he is. He also can't cook to save his life, and his parents still spoil him even though he is a grown adult with a really good job, and he drives a V6 Mustang
"That guy needs to quit being a Michael, and just live life how he wants."
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dirty pervert hooker.<3
that you will always love bcuz he's super sweet.
and sexy..
and a skater (:
Ted "look, its Michael"
Ashlyn "OHHHHH, YAY."
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