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Somone who has a problem dating women because there mommas boy's and they want everything to be done for them, and you think nobody will ever be as good as your "mommy"
Get over your mommy issues dude ur the next 40 year old virgin.
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A woman whole freely expresses her opinion on what she thinks is right based on her beliefs in christanity. She is often attacked by people who don't believe what she does and is often called a bigot to try and make her faulter. She is loved by her 10 kids and is a wonderful mother and wife to her family.
I want be like the activist mommy like her! She doesn't back down when faced with someone with an oppisite opinion.
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A bitch who thinks mommy's car is hers and drives her ford expedition
Jenny "Mommy's Expedition" S.
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a noun used to describe pathetic losers or a simp, who would drop anything to suck on your ass.
Man, Claudia is such a butt mommy. She would literally drop everything to suck some cheek.
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usually the girlfriend of one of the members of a posse, has to go around sorting things out,:like hoovering the house when the lads have smashed the home of one of the parents who is away on holiday!
A: "alrite lads this is me missus!"
Posse: "Phoaw she's a bit of alrite ay her?"
Posse lad whos house theyre crashin at: "shit my moms back tonight and look at this bomb! i dow think it looked like this when they left did it? how do we use a electric bruch or somat?"
A: "shit I dow kno, but i think them called hoovers!?!"
Unfortunate girlfriend of person 'A': "Aww dont worry I'll do it for you!"
Posse: "She's a propa sound bird she is 'A', you outta marry her! Oh and is there any chance you could wash them pint glasses up an all chic? ta!"
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A mommy-girlfriend dates men who love being treated like an incapable child.
These men like to be treated to home cooked meals, clothes bought or picked out for them, rent payed and beer served to them when SHE gets home from work and endless available time to listen to his problems and concerns.
However, the mommy-girlfriend can never offer any advice when the man complains about his problems because the man would kick up a fuss and cry and scream that she is being mean.
Women who are desperate to find secure love are happy providing this to these immature men. Being fully supported and controlled by a woman makes them feel safe and they will never leave. These men take and take and never reciprocate the care because it would never cross their mind.
They couldn’t even afford to take their mommy-girlfriend out for dinner or a beer because they don’t have a job.
Ohh ....there he goes with his mommy-girlfriend picking up the bill again .
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