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shogress (n.)

Making a SHow of proGRESS rather than accomplishing anything that could actually be construed as having any value to anyone for any purpose. Actions that cannot be related to any goal or objective. Shogress typically occurs when everyone in the organization is 'aware' and there is a 'network' and a lot of 'buzz' and everyone 'is talking about this now' but measurable numbers related to the project objective haven't budged a bit, or have trended less favorably.

A situation that would be described as shogress (n.):
Question: "The October goal was 7% over last year. Did they meet that number?"
Answer: "They nominated a new Champion for that area, and they also sent in examples of their marketing collateral for everyone to review. I posted it on the website!"

by mathgirrl November 30, 2009


rightdoing (n)

Rightdoing (n) an ethos as much as a way of life, rightdoing extends to one's political, social and familial spheres.

Rightdoing is not rising above others at their expense, it is an honest day's work, and a clear conscience at dinner time.
Rightdoing is a civic and social responsibility. It is using one's resources to help others, giving others a hand-up if they need it.
Rightdoing is raising one's children in an environment of optimism, affirmation and validation. People in greater society are treated in a similar way.
Rightdoing is working to feed one's family, and being moderate in one's addictions.
Rightdoing is living according to the philosophy of the nowist and Nowism: using the most positive from the present and thereby improving the possible future for ourselves and the lives around us.
Rightdoing is not bursting people's bubbles, splitting hairs and generally arguing just for the sake of it. Rightdoing leaves people to their various illusions, where they are happier.
Rightdoing is being tactful, is about respect for one's parents, and keeping family life harmonious.

Rightdoing is pure good. There can be no negativity or selfishness involved.
Otherwise, one is involved in wrongdoing.

Drew is such a joy to be around! His whole attitude towards his fellow human beings and his life is one of rightdoing (n).

by Andybrew April 14, 2010


y/n

either the baddest bitch or a 4'9 Christian white girl with a love for messy buns whose mom sold her to one direction for drug money

y/n really got her dumbass sold to one direction again

by srleady September 16, 2021


Hairbloker (n.)

The Person employed or otherwise obliged to assist in the removal of personal hair growths.

R: any chance you could do me a big favour

B: yez baws

R: and be my Hairbloker (n.)?

see also:

doo hickey Hairsmoker barber mandresser stylist hairsheila

by elektrolyte June 26, 2012


Carter N

Fucked a lot of hoes and wants to get more

Carter N fuck me:
Ok babe:

by Me mes October 23, 2019


n chill

You can do anything, n chill ;)

Hey my parents are out of town this weekend want to come over, watch Avatar by James Cameron n chill?

by Vatt Moor March 20, 2017


hard n

when someone mistakes hard r for hard n.

Dud, I can't say the hard n.
> What?
> Oh you meaning the hard r.
Well fuck me Jesus Christ.

by lolifucker August 3, 2022