guys a have a real problem

i accidentally stapled my foreskin to my left testicle theres blood everywhere oh god oh fuck

guys a have a real problem please help

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You got a problem with coach?

Used for when you have a problem, usually with an authority figure.

Yo Ty, you got a problem with coach?

Nah fam he’s annoying tho

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Jeff Carris Problem (JCP)

World Series Of Poker Bracelet winner and all-around badass Jeff Carris does not have problems like the rest of us. His problems are problems most people would love to have. A Jeff Carris Problem is not a problem, but rather a decision between two or more badass options.

For example: Jeff Carris might have to decide if it's worth his time to have sex with a mega-hot stripper. Would he rather get a lap dance while playing Call of Duty or Boom 20 K in a couple hours.

"I don't know if I want the Bugatti or the Ferrari. It's a total JCP."

Jeff Carris Problem (JCP)

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I think that's a you problem.

The best way to say someone is in the wrong.

Person 1: why the fuck did you kill my dog!!!??
Person 2: I think that's a you problem.

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Houston, we've had a problem here

Originally a genuine report of a life-threatening fault. Now used humorously to report any kind of problem.

John Swigert, Jr. and James Lovell who, with Fred Haise Jr., made up the crew of the US's Apollo 13 moon flight used (almost) this phrase to report a major technical problem back to their Houston base.

Swigert: 'Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here.'
Duke: 'This is Houston. Say again please.'
Lovell: 'Houston, we've had a problem. We've had a main B bus undervolt.'

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Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

When you solve a problem with an amazing solution

I didn't want my siblings to steal my seat, but I was really hungry. So I took the chair with me. Modern problems require modern solutions} I guess

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It’s Me Hi Im The Problem It’s Me

Being The Problem

“It’s Me Hi Im The Problem It’s Me Is Literary Ms.Jobe”