i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes

fuck you

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes fuck the irs

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I don't give a fuck 'bout your name meanings

yes show to all people on social network whats your name mean we so care about please

- hello, my name is Jack and the meaning is...
- I don't give a fuck 'bout your name meanings, Jack

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I don't want to hear the king's dead, I want to see the king dead

(Phrase) I won't be satisfied until I see it for myself.

See also doubting thomas, faggot

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I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many

A phrase memed all over the internet as a cringy gamer quote. It's also famous as a shirt design.

"I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many" is one of many examples of how gamers are the worst thing to happen to gaming.

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The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum

I don't know figure it out yourself I just kept on clicking the middle button of my keyboard and made a master piece.

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum is the weirdest thing I have created by fat

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I actually don't hate you right now

Lance never hated Keith, but sometimes our feelings can get lost in translation when coming from our thoughts to verbal communication.

Lance: ''I actually don't hate you right now...''
Me (a love guru who can see the difference between a rivalry and sexual tension): ''Oh lance, sweetie, you never hated him''

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I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up

How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of.

Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP

Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*

Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*

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