Woke milk

Woke milk is a term that defines any alternative or fake milk product made that is not made by the mammary glands of mature female animals. Examples of woke milk are Soy, Almond, Oat and Coconut type liquids. Woke milks are a recent addition to the human dietary profile against animal milks which have been consumed by humans for over two thousand years.

Barista: Morning sir, would you like full fat milk, or one of our woke milk alternatives in your low-fat, fair trade, dry, caramel cappuccino today?

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woke lol

bro have u woke yet lool

im woke lol

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Stay Woke

Stay Woke: Be alert and ready

It can be used in a sentence like YO fathin! Stay woke bruh! Why you always playn. Get

It can be used in a sentence like Yo! Stay woke bruh! Why you always playing dude. Pay attention to lecture ya white gurl!

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Woke boomer

A baby boomer who is woke, or a person born in the years during or in the decade after World War II, who is aware of intersectionality, social justice and class issues.

My mom, who was born in 1953, is a woke boomer.

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Stay woke

A form of ghetto CPR given in form of a encouraging phrase, sometimes accompanied by clapping of hands by the person doing the encouraging, rather than in a useful life saving procedure that can actually save a life. Usually told to a poor soul that got ventilated by Police, a rival rapper or any one else with a grudge, and is used by friends or family members who want to see their friend or relative stay alive, but can't or won't render proper medical aid for whatever reason.

Man 1: *Gasping for air, bleeding heavily*
Man 2: "Stay woke man!(Clap, Clap, Clap) I believe in you buddy! Stay woke!"
Man 1: *Gasping begins to subside, eyes start rolling to the back of the head*
Man 2: "C'mon, you'r better than that! Stay woke!(louder clapping)STAY WOKE!"

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Anti-woke

Anti-woke. is when you know that the liberals that control the "Woke" agenda are nothing but stale bits of excrement and feces, that you have to clean off your shoes.

Jay is so anti-woke now. he laughs at when the liberals get stupid with their "woke" dogshit agenda

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Staying "Woke"

When you learn a really mind-blowing fact that you have never realized before.

Bruh y'all know that cacti is the multiplum from fucking Cactus. "shit" another person says. Fuck we be Staying "Woke" or Woke for short.

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