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When two naked men wrestle each other and see who can stick their dick in the other person’s ass first.
Person 1: “Hey Bill, why are you walking strangely?”
Person 2: “Sorry Sam, I lost a cock fight yesterday.”
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A fight in which two people engage in aggressive cuddling. Weapons used in these fights are alcohol, pajamas, and cheesy pick up lines.
"I wish to fight you."
"Well I don't want to engage in a bat fight, so we better make it a CUDDLE FIGHT."
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You don't talk about it.
"First rule about fight club is th-- wait, I didn't mean to.. please. Oh God! NO! IM SORRY! IM BEGGING YOU! AAAAHHHHHHHH--" *BOOM*
You don't talk about it.
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you do not talk about fight club
you DO NOT talk about fight club
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The Fighting Irish is a sex move in which one replicates the stereotypical, yet beloved, view of a fighting, green clad, shamrock wearing, Irishman/leprechaun by vigorously and erratically punching one's fists into a woman's vagina and anus until orgasm is achieved.
"I gave this chick The Fighting Irish the other day..."
"The Fighting Irish?"
"Yeah, you know."
Takes an old timey boxers stance, with both fists held in front and begins to punch.
"One in the pink! One in the stink!"
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When flavors compete for dominance in your mouth, resulting in an awkward taste that is not pleasant.
So, I ate sushi, then a cookie. Raw fish and chocolate chips do not go well together. Mouth fight.
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Me: So, I just brushed my teeth.
My wife: Here, have some orange juice.
Me: (gulp) Eww!
My wife: Nobody wins in a mouth fight.
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The few words, if any, to say before a fight ensues.
The most common topics to insult are:
Your Mom/dad
Your sister/brother
Your close friend
Your girlfriend/boyfriend
Your wife/husband
Your son/daughter
Your pet
Your financial situation
Or anything else you take seriously
(Both Max, the innocent bystander & Rick are standing in a alleyway, about to fight.)
Max: Any last words? (He punches his knuckles together and then gets into a fighting stance.)
Rick: I'm gonna kick your fucking ass! (He glides his arms around him to end up with him getting into a fighting stance, both said their fighting words.)
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