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The life of the party; always down for a pint or three!
It’s not a party until Party Phil arrives!
A fiery, brimstone-esque man whose passion for all things holy is frankly scary to witness. Believes (perfectly correctly) that he can command both human and beast with his hand. Wit that is sharper than a razor, teeth as numerous as hairs, and a beard that rivals any Indian woman, this man is not to be crossed. Be warned.
Surprise friend: Holy shit! Did you see that cactus shit milk?!
Phil Rusling: Course I did brah. I fucking made it do that.
DEEEEZ NUTS!!!
((Feel or tease these nuts))
Feel or tease these nuts “Phil Ortiz”
The most beautiful person alive who lives with his bestest buddy Daniel Howell.(Closest thing to God.)And he is also the flower child.
If you don't know who Amazing Phil is then you should really look him up because he will save you from misery. ;)
When you try to okie doke someone and it backfires on yourself.
What happened that caused you to ruin your life? I Pulled a Phil on my boss. I stole from him being greedy and he fired me. I ended up jobless, homeless and with scabies.
The cause of Magic Johnson contracting AIDS.
Phil Benson is a punk bitch mark ass lame!
He is a beloved to Plushbur and they are ment to be <3
“Hey who’s your beloved plushbur?” -person 1
“Pogtopia Phil!” -plushbur