Dr. Phil

A badass who sends people to the turn around ranch. He has a ball head, nicely dressed, and destroys idiots on national television. Dr. Phil is my idol.

Have you seen my daddy, Dr. Phil?

Dr. Phil

A straight up savage

I think Dr. Phil is Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil

Youtube’s #1 cyberbully

Dr. Phil has a beautiful head

Party Phil

The life of the party; always down for a pint or three!

It’s not a party until Party Phil arrives!

Phil Rusling

A fiery, brimstone-esque man whose passion for all things holy is frankly scary to witness. Believes (perfectly correctly) that he can command both human and beast with his hand. Wit that is sharper than a razor, teeth as numerous as hairs, and a beard that rivals any Indian woman, this man is not to be crossed. Be warned.

Surprise friend: Holy shit! Did you see that cactus shit milk?!

Phil Rusling: Course I did brah. I fucking made it do that.

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Phil Swift

THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE

"Yo is that Phil Swift"

"I think it is"
Hears in the distance(THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE)

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Phil Swift

Literally God... Members of the Swiftus church worship Phil Swift practically 24/7.

Phil Swift bless you

I celebrate Swiftmas, not Christmas