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a overrated boy scouts that goes around giving military ranks to kids even though no one respects them.
I'm never going to fly a plane if some 12 and 13 year old kids from the Civil Air Patrol are going to be my only rescue!
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: n. A unit within the New York City Police Department that is responsible for raising revenue on the highways of New York City. The unit is comprised of miserable outcasts that cannot be partnered up with anyone in an RMP, were not able to get hired by any legitimate State Police agency, geeks that believe that writing "movers" (i.e. moving violations) will avenge their social shortcomings that they've encountered since high school, or any combination of the three. They are most obnoxious to fellow PD members and FD employees. An individual of this unit is known pejoratively as "Harry Highway" by other PD members as well as FD and several other city agencies.
Look at that NYPD Highway Patrol loser! "Harry Highway" loves to pretend he's a state trooper.
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A gay guy.
Someone that likes to give it up the pooper.
"Oh man I heard Jimmy is part of the Hershey Highway Patrol?"
"Yeah, him and his partner work Fridays and Saturdays."
"Wonder if he's gonna take his kid to Take Your Kid To Work Day."
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A derogative term for the police.
The dick hole patrol got a road block.
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(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.
Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.
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patrols queefing. an organization that looks for and eradicates dumb bitches (db's). moderates use and meaning of the word queef
me: hey are you on Queef Patrol (QP) tonight?
ashton kutcher: yeah let's go get some dbs.
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The origins of this saying came from when Ben was a child and used to get raped by big burly men from Russia for sex tapes that were distrubited to retarded people so they knew how NOT to make love
It is shown in a certain Ben who's cock is brown from all the times he's given it. His back is bent because he likes to take it in the poop shoot at least 7 times a day
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