Random
Source Code
Random
DEEEEZ NUTS!!!
((Feel or tease these nuts))
Feel or tease these nuts “Phil Ortiz”
He is a beloved to Plushbur and they are ment to be <3
“Hey who’s your beloved plushbur?” -person 1
“Pogtopia Phil!” -plushbur
A fiery, brimstone-esque man whose passion for all things holy is frankly scary to witness. Believes (perfectly correctly) that he can command both human and beast with his hand. Wit that is sharper than a razor, teeth as numerous as hairs, and a beard that rivals any Indian woman, this man is not to be crossed. Be warned.
Surprise friend: Holy shit! Did you see that cactus shit milk?!
Phil Rusling: Course I did brah. I fucking made it do that.
1👍 2👎
Just watch the show.. he's a savage grandpa
"Ohh Dr. Phil just ate you alive with your spoiled ass shit"
Dr. Phil also known as the Dr. Philosopher of joy is considered the hottest man alive. Dr. Phil makes money off of troubled children and parents but hey at least he's rich. He has his own TV show(oh yes) and often looks very SNAZZY on TV.
"Have you seen the Dr.Phil show?"
"OMG yes Dr. Phil is so hAwT"
A fake old guy who needs to takes his chill pill everyday.
Dr. Phil, take your chill pill
A badass who sends people to the turn around ranch. He has a ball head, nicely dressed, and destroys idiots on national television. Dr. Phil is my idol.
Have you seen my daddy, Dr. Phil?