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The lenghty urination taken after watching a movie or TV show without a restroom break.
"Where's John?"
"Oh, he had to take a movie piss after watching Titanic."
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Derogatory insult, used in Peep Show by Mark when he couldn't think of anything more appropriately enraging to call a driver when trying to get run over to avoid his wedding to Sophie.
"You're a piss-kidney."
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A frozen sheet of pee made by peeing in a pan and freezing it. Used for pranks.
The neighbor's kept waking me up at night, so I made a piss puck and slid it under their door. They never could figure out who peed by the door.
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- Spelling mistake (it should be called piece of shit)
- When a shit takes a piss
u fucking piss of shit
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After a man ejaculates he goes and takes a piss to rinse out the cum from his urethra.
The little pain you get peeing after you ejaculate. Thats the cum washing out of your dick.
Guy #1 Damn it hurt like shit when I pissed this morning
Guy #2 You masturbated last night before you went to bed didn't you?
Guy #1 Yes I did! How did you know?
Guy #2 Damn dude you got to "Piss Rinse" after you jack off so this shit doesn't happen you dumb fuck.
(verb) To spin and/or twist while urinating, so one can piss on everything in sight in a given area. Frequently done in anger or while drunk - or both.
(noun) The act of performing a piss sprinkler.
The waitress in the Rodeo Bar was a real twat, so I piss sprinklered the entire bathroom before leaving last night.
When you’re having intercourse with your partner and instead of ejaculating, you urinate
Last night I gave my girl the piss abyss