Does the Pope shit in the woods?

This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"

By the way, I'm Catholic.

Do I want an Abita Turbo Dog? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

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two popes ago

various long time ago

Yo I haven't seen Haley since like two popes ago.

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Pull the popes hat off

Another term for masterbation,wanking ect.

Alex dichello:Im gonna go pull the popes hat off.

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pope john high school

Pope John XXIII Regional H.S. is a Catholic prep school located in Sparta, New Jersey (Diocese of Patterson). The school places a huge emphasis on college exams, honors classes and sports, especially football. The student body is preppy, conservative and yes, a bit stuck-up. It helps to be a jock and/or have an Irish surname.

"Are you one of those rich fuckers who goes to Pope John High School?" "Yes, but at least I can spell!"

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Pope Bop-N-Slop

The highest rung in the heirarchy of the sexual church. To achieve this coveted title, a man must, after reaching the level of Bishop Bop-A-Loppy, bang the bung of his loved one. After blowing a load in the pooper hole, he must clean it out with his own tongue.

Bow down. Here comes Pope Bop-N-Slop. We are not worthy.

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Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Phrase used to answer a question that has an obvious "yes" or "no" answer. Made famous by Carl Johnson (CJ) of GTA: San Andreas.

Caesar: You wanna make some money?

CJ: Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Caesar: Why you keep askin' me that, holmes? I told you, I dunno. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.

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poped your p

the act of having a blood vessel getting poped on your vessel that circulates blood to give you an erection

He poped his p yesterday he thought it was herpes,have you ever poped your p before?

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