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shepherd's purse

Very hairy vagina

Donny has always loved hairy girls. Now that he's with Annabel, he gets to go home to her Shepherd's Purse every night.

by CrprtMpstr September 27, 2018


big man bag purse

For a man to have a purse but actually be a cross-breed of a man purse and a big bag

Guy 1: "Dude sick purse"
Guy 2: "It's not a purse asshole, it's a big man bag purse!"
Guy 1: "Oh"

by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014


saki purse

Asian vagina

I'm gonna get bits saki purse tonight J. I can smell that sweet tuna on my lips

by feckin December 11, 2015


Crack purse

Any female crackheads purse. They almost always have a few torch type lighters, razer blades, knifes for protection and a bunch of random junk. Crackheads seem to be attracted to shiny trinkets. And of course, condoms.

I looked in that bitchs crack purse and it was full of lighters, a big ass knife, a bunch of condoms and i cut my fucking finger on a razer blade. I'll probably get aids!!!

by Rick wtb dick June 6, 2018


lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.

I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".

by QuacksO June 24, 2019


purse dusting

When brother-husbands in a cult get together for purely mechanical stress relief.... every 2-3 days

Brother Jacob was on purse dusting duty this evening.

by November 30, 2022


purse dusting

The act of brother-husbands in a cult getting it on for purely mechanical stress relief. Repeat every 2-3 days

Jacob was purse dusting last night with Joe

by b0rken1 November 30, 2022