Southern Hospitality

When girls basically get every privilege over guys.

Guy: Man I'm so hungry I can't wait to get something to eat!!
Group of Girls: No we go first, it's southern hospitality

(After a long day of traveling)
Guy: I'm so exhausted I can't wait to go to bed.
Group of Girls: Wait!! You have to take everything back and put our shit in our rooms. It's southern hospitality, you have no choice.

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Southern Frattire

Website designed to attract so-called Gentleman from Southern Fraternities, but fails miserably due to the fact that A. they only sell graphic t-shirts, and B. no one wants to wear a logo or graphic from a poseur brand.

Usually advertised via spam on Greek-related message boards.

Sample spam on a message board:

Classic Fraternity Attire for the Southern Gentleman!

Southern Frattire

Best new clothing line... southernfrattire.com

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Southern-Gentleman

A sex move in which a man speaks with a heavy suave American Southern accent.

To initiate the move, one MUST be eating a banana (and speaking in a Southern Accent to convey innocence) and then drop the banana peel near a woman. The man then "slips" on the banana peel over and over, falling into the woman's pussy, dick-first, because he keeps tripping on the peel.

The whole time this happens, the gentleman MUST keep saying things like "Clumsy me! Oops! Oh my, I do apologize!" in a Southern Accent.

"I went on a date with this girl last night and showed her a true Southern-Gentleman."

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southern love

going from the ass to the mouth. Always a nice way to finish off a good thing.

I fucked that ass all night! We were in Georgia, so she asked for southern love.

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georgia southern

a pathetic "university" for all heavy drinkers with STD's. GSU wishes it was as amazing as The University of Georgia. Proof will be on August 30th.

Wow, those georgia southern dumbasses are really here on the campus at UGA? It's ok, they will be hearing that chapel bell ringing after UGA spanks them on August 30th.

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southern hospitality

When staying at some one's house you screw their wife/sister/daughter etc.

Man the woman at Ted's house sure now how to show a guy some southern hospitality.

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southern bred

Imbred from imbred than imbred again

Damn that kids so fucked up he must be southern bred

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