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1. The fat/saggy man-boobs that hang from homosexual mens' chests. Usually seen when out of shape gay men wear clothes that are too tight for them. Can also be used while talking about a straight man who has man-boobs but is acting or dressing in a way that might be considered gay.
2. An undefined, fatty and flat pair of breasts on a linebacker physiqued woman.
look at the 'squirrel titties' on that guy
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The last bit of a beer. It contains a solids that have settled. It's best to be poured out.
Jeff - "Ah man, you just drank the squirrel piss!"
Ben - "Ugh. I wasn't paying attention. I'll have to wash it down with another beer"
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a person who has gained some advantage by pure luck; usually used in a negative manner; commonly used in the phrase "Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every once in a while"
That d bag blind squirrel beat me to the light because I was busy doin the booty scoot.
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Undergarments that cover a hairy vagina.
"I'd love to take you home and pull off your Squirrel Cover with my teeth so I can get at that bushy brown tail"
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The STD communicable from humans to squirrels and squirrels to squirrels. It puts people at risk of being harmed by bad squirrel stuff.
squeak squeak
Translation: that goddam squirrel whore gave me squirrel aids.
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A squirrel that made national headlines in early 2008, after attacking Mike Huckabee during a campaign speech in Clemson, SC. Mr. Huckabee had admitted to consuming squirrels previously, but revenge was not the apparent motive for the assault. The squirrel leapt from the rafters after scurrying amongst the light fixtures, laning on Huckabee's neck and scratching and biting him there and on his face and ears. Huckabee's comments about state's rights and the flying of the Confederate Battle Flag seemed to incite the rodent to attack. Zippy was subsequently subdued by Chuck Norris. Huckabee's wounds were trivial. DNC chair Howard Dean denied that Zippy was a Democratic Party operative, but did say that squirrels are keen survivors, and that Mike Huckabee is one of the biggest nuts out there.
Zippy the Squirrel did his part to derail Mike Huckabee's Presidential campaign in 2008. His present whereabouts are unknown.
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Stretching your scrotum and balls over a person's face, and laying your penis on their forehead, resembling a flying squirrel with its arms spread. Done properly, this will cover the person's mouth and nose completely. To create a good suction, make sure your balls are warm before proceeding. Injury can occur if the person was sleeping and wakes up being suffocated by your massive nuts and sac.
"Dude, Candace passed out so I gave her a flyng squirrel. She woke up totally choking on my sac!"
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